I’d managed to go almost 2 years running this stupid site without a single Paris Hilton photoshoot post. A feat I liked to brag about. I still hate her guts, but I couldn’t find any other pics to put up this morning. I’m not very proud of myself…then again, try running a site like this for 2 years and see if you can still look at yourself in the mirror. What’s one more shameful act going to do to my self image. Feel bad for me yet? I accept cash donations, paypal and VISA. Or topless hugs from the girls.
This is the funniest video I've seen in years. Seriously. This goose really takes a disliking to this fisherman's Golden Retriever. The comments made by the fisherman are the stuff of future internet legend. (watch video here)
John Mayer is a guy who can laugh at himself. And why not? He hasn't had a hit song in years, and still manages to bang all kinds of hot women. I'd laugh too. Here's a funny video of him showing us how the song writing process goes. I love the whistle request.
Check out Sophie Howard attending the Nuts Magazine awards. I’m not sure what they give awards for, but I’m guessing some of the awards handed out were:
Biggest breasts.
Breasts that most resemble pumpkins.
Breasts most likely to cause car accidents.
Cleavage that could most easily trap midgets or small children.
Anyway, I’m sure Sophie cleaned house.
**edit** Turns out it was the Nuts Football Awards. Sue me.
Remember as kids when you'd dig holes in the beach only to have the ocean fill up the holes and ruin all your hard work. Now imagine that on a MASSIVE scale. This video looks like some sort of building project was under way at a seaside locale. The ocean decided not to cooperate, and the results are amazing. (watch video here)
Is anyone else sick of the rampant "bratism" that's going on these days? You know what I mean. The fact that people allow their little savage offsprings to run around like maniacs in public places, airplanes, restaurants. Generally annoying the hell out of people. Of course you can't say anything or slap them like the old days. Well here's a refreshing video of Mr.Tuba Player taking out the trash. Unfortunately he was probably sued blind afterwards. (watch video here)
